June 09, 2005

Happy Birthday!

Apologies to those of you patiently waiting for more political commentary. I still have loads to say, I’m just still feeling a bit burned out from the Poli Sci class (and yes, I got an A, so I guess the prof did like my term paper), and work is still rather hectic. But for now, YANPP (yet another Natalie Portman post — and yes, I’ve opened a new category for these).

Of course, this is a very special day! And since I posted this back when I was a Winona stalker fan, I think it’s only appropriate after my upgrade that I now post one for my new obsession object of admiration and drool:

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear the hotness that is Natalie Portman!
Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday, Natalie! I’m sorry that I was remiss in failing to bring up this topic at yesterday’s blogger meetup, but I hadn’t yet entered your birthday into Outlook and Palm. That’s been rectified now. And we did at least discuss you, as you can tell from the recaps.

Anyway, happy 24th! Feel free to drop by if you have trouble finding somebody to give you your 24 spankings!

(Okay, now to go record this in GarageBand so that she’ll be impressed and date me instead of this ridiculously obsessed loser.)

Update 6/13/05

Oh, and happy birthday to my wife, aka my reason for being and the source of all that is good and beautiful in the universe and who is even hotter than the hotness that is Natalie Port… er… I mean Natalie who?

June 09, 2005 12:58 PM in Natalie Portman | Permalink
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I was in Bryant Park in NYC on Monday for a movie, and a friend who was meeting us said she saw Natalie Portman there. I didn’t see her, though. I did see the guy Alex who was the first Bachelor (reality show). Sad that I could recognize him. At almost the same time on the left coast, my cousin saw another Bachelor—Andrew Firestone—at her gym. Weird. Oh, but back to Natalie. I guess her hair is about 2 inches long now. Too bad you weren’t here to stalk her.

Posted by planetling at 06/22/05, 07:51 PM (link)

What?!? You mean you didn’t ensnare her for me? Geez, what kind of sister are you?

Posted by fling93 at 06/22/05, 08:14 PM (link)